Sandoo
Let's go to dinner. I promise I won't play with my food. Unless you give me mashed potatoes, then I'm compelled to make mashed tater lipstick.
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Is there any getting over the doldrums?
Asked by everettsloane
Yes. Find the nearest child’s birthday party and come dressed as pinata and hand out baseball bats. Head wounds will make you forget all about the doldrums!
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HAMMING HAMSTER!! Adorable Hamster gets Shot and pretends to be dead. [Original] (by Athanasius Mike)
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Link reblogged from Anna Zipper
If you know anything about me you know I love a good joke, gag, goof, spoof, and prank. Below are a series of 10 jokes I wrote about space. They are hilarious and you will be laughing very hard after this guaranteed.
“I can’t tell if that’s the sky or just plain ol’ Earth!”
“Astronauts…
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Link reblogged from Anna Zipper
Here is a list written by me (Anna) on ways I wouldn’t mind dyin’. Sure, I’m a happy-go-lucky gal with dreams in my cargo pant’s pockets, but we’re all going to die someday and might as well embrace and celebrate with a fun list you can read with your Grampy who is closer to death than you are…
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Okay. I still don’t get it. You were fake and an asshole while I was in church and now that the service is you are just gonna be the same kind of asshole?
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Photo reblogged from Everett Sloane
I saw Jeff, Who Lives at Home today in the thee-ater. I loved it! I (me (myself)) say it is the feel good film of the year and I DO NOT mean it ironically. Another great moovy, Duplass Brothers!
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Link reblogged from Anna Zipper
Love it!
For the past month or so I’ve been sharing little bits and pieces from my future hit stand-up (routine). I’ve gotten a great response from them on the popular microbloggin’ Internet website you may know as “Twatters.” People of all different types (mostly elderly bearded women in the carnival…
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The life of a #littledebbie hashtag on twitter. Surely this is useful information?
